Reaching Us On Foot
Make travel arrangements from your current location to the mouth of White Oak Bayou, in Houston, TX. Row swiftly, against the current, for approximately three quarters of an hour. When you see two ornery guinea hens, approach the shore, and abandon your vessel in the brushes. Follow the birds down a winding dirt path, keeping a safe distance, until you reach a small house. Knock hard.
There’s no doorbell.